A cowboy and his new bride go on honey moon. When they see a hotel they like the look of they call in to book a room.

He goes up to the reception desk and says, "We just got married today and need a room with a good strong bed".

The receptionist asks "do you want the Bridal"?

"Nope, I reckon not" says the cowboy, "I'll just hold onto her ears till she gets used to it"