10 again

[piggy]

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd really love to
be ten again," she replied wistfully. On the morning of her birthday, he
arose early, got up, made her a nice big bowl of Frosties and then took
her off to their local Theme Park. What a day! He put her on every ride in
the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller
Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the
theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right
away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving Husband ordered her
a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it
was off to the cinema to see the latest blockbuster, complete with a
hot-dog, popcorn, a big fizzy drink, and a huge bag of M&M's, her
favourite sweets. What a time she had! Finally she wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
"Well, Darling, what was it like being ten again?" Her eyes slowly opened
and her expression suddenly changed. "You f______g idiot", she replied. "I
meant my dress size."

And the moral of the story:-

even when a man's listening he'll still get it wrong