Hi all-help required!!

[emason]

Hi All,

Im new on here today so be nice lol!

I have had a browse through the site and it seems very good. I have my betting banks and am ready to get started. The only problem I have is finding things on this forum. Where do I get access to these systems and tips etc?

I have had a look on the systems tab but there are no systems there am I missing something?

Sorry for the dumb questions!! :splapme

[vegyjones]

I see your problem :)

This is the forum,

you need to go to the main site, www.win2win.co.uk

There you will be able to tnote the free tips, and by clicking oin the members sign up tabs, get to the members system selections :wink

Hope this helps! :D

[emason]

Hi thanks for the quick reply-but I can't seem to find the sign in tab-I have the subscribe tab which I have already subscribed to!! God I feel daft how hard can it be to get access to a website lol!

Em x

[HiArt99]

Down the left-hand side you should see "Members Area". Click the button which applies to the subscription you have taken out, e.g. 30 Days ia PayPal if you used PayPal to subscribe and took out the 30 day package.

This will take you to the membership page, you will need to login.

Click the subscription package on the left. You will need to login again I'm afraid.

You should be there.

HTH

[Win2Win]

If you used BT they don't tell me who my member's are :doh (Data Protection Act).....so they don't get the welcome email. Did you use BT?

[emason]

Hi
Thanks for the replies, I have done it now thank you highart99. Now I can get the ball rolling lol :spinning

Emma x

[TheOldhamWhisper]

You might also want to follow the instructions at the top of the members page to gain full forum access too :)

[Win2Win]

...and get yourself an avatar.

[emason]

Full forum Access!!! I thought I already had full forum access I have subscribed and paid etc, joined both the forum and the website-am I missing something else. Ohh and done the avator lol! :wiggle:

Thanks for the tips guys
Emma x

[Fadetoblack]

Hi Emma. How you doin?

[Win2Win]

Full forum Access!!! I thought I already had full forum access I have subscribed and paid etc, joined both the forum and the website-am I missing something else. Ohh and done the avator lol! :wiggle:

Thanks for the tips guys
Emma x

You need to follow the instructions at the top of the Member's Page to get access to the Member's Area.

[Elbarto]

Hi Emma. How you doin?

A come on FTB surely you can come up with a better chat up line than Joeys :D :D

Welcome to the site emma

[Win2Win]

If you want chat up lines ask Presto....























...on seconds thought don't bother :laugh

[Fadetoblack]

Ok ok....

Can I tickle your belly button? From the inside.

Taxi!

Sorry Emma, welcome...

[Win2Win]

:ermmm Ya just can't get the staff these days........:wink

[Fadetoblack]

ok.....let me try again...one more...

I'm easy. Are you?

no no...scratch that...


Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

Ah forget it...Presto will be along soon enough.

[presto]

Ok ok....

Can I tickle your belly button? From the inside.

Taxi!

Sorry Emma, welcome...


:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

i have actually got a ::hump from a similar one.

she said she had a tummy ache,
so i offered to give it a rub from the inside.

took her a while to get it............................... another 6 hours infact :wink

[emason]

:Helooo :) Its nice to be part of a warm loving forum your all so normal lol!:)

Thanks for the welcome guys and hopefully I can learn a few or your tricks to becoming a pro!

Emma

[emason]

I see from the location from you guys you live just around the corner from me!
Emma

[presto]

been a while since i used any chat up lines fade (that i can remember anyway). they usually come out when i am drunk :splapme . though one ex said i read her palm as a chat up line (i have no recolection - and hate to think what i said).

anyway:
hi emma welcome to the forum, it's a good palace to be. plenty of good info - just ignore that vegy fella :wink

[Fadetoblack]

That's a pretty neat trick.

(should of quoted Emma there - meant that she lived just around the corner from me and presto)

I really have no idea how to chat a woman up. I maintain that that's part of my charm.

[presto]

I see from the location from you guys you live just around the corner from me!
Emma

at the risk of sounding like a weird internet stalker :rolleyes: where are you from?

[Win2Win]

at the risk of sounding like a weird internet stalker :rolleyes: where are you from?

JUST sound like one? :ermmm

[emason]

Just around the corner from you Presto-Accrington
Emma

[presto]

we also have a 'couple' :wink from blackburn on here, so plenty of locals.

[Fadetoblack]

First Win2Win marriage?

The book is open.

Presto drunkenly seeks Emma's phone number - 1-2
Emma gives fake number - 1/1
Emma gives real number - 3-1
Emma seeks restraining order - 3-1

They meet - 12-1
They marry - 50-1

[presto]

Presto drunkenly seeks Emma's phone number - 1-2

GET ON!!!!!!!! :D
though it will be a while before i will be 'that' drunk again (all the clubs round here are closed).

[emason]

Ok seriously now-sorry!
I have registered with everything you have all told me and also the forum so where is the secret forum for members? I don't see it-I know I have registered as it said I have heeelllppp!!!

Emma

[presto]

First Win2Win marriage?

still think andy / glynners is the FAV there :rolleyes:

[presto]

if you have a look on the members page. - there is an e-mail address at the top, that you must send your forum name to. then keith (the boss) will get you up and running with extra forum access.

it's also worth saving the members page in your bookmarks.

[sparkyminer]

been a while since i used any chat up lines
'Get yer rat out yer bitch', generally does it for me.:D

[John]

Hi Emma... I'm John... nice to meet you. :)

[TheOldhamWhisper]

Just around the corner from you Presto-Accrington
Emma

I grew up in Oswaldtwistle and have a sister and brother in Accrington. :)

[Win2Win]

'Get yer rat out yer bitch', generally does it for me.:D

Apologies for the Northern men Emma, they bring the tone of the forum down. :ermmm Most of us are intelligent, polite & civilised. :wink

[Fadetoblack]

I grew up in Oswaldtwistle and have a sister and brother in Accrington. :)

Beware Emma....this one is a sexual predator!

[TheOldhamWhisper]

Beware Emma....this one is a sexual predator!

:laugh

:gp:
:giggle

[Fadetoblack]

He's the one that myself and Presto call sensei!

[masted75]

Just around the corner from you Presto-Accrington
Emma

My god, just how many of us members are in Lancashire!!? must be cos we're all so goddam poor up here. we need money for our lifestyle (cue stereotypes of pigeon racing, whippets etc etc!).
I'm in Leyland. you'll know when you're near it. you'll smell it!

[Win2Win]

Nothing wrong with Leyland.......























......nothing right with it either though? :D

[buddhabee]

the secret forum for members?
Emma

Hi Emma!

It's not 'secret' anymore.

Or if it is they haven't told me about it.

[bigcumba]

Hi Emma... I'm John... nice to meet you. :)

person A greets person E :wink

welcome aboard Emma.... all this attention you're getting should die down a bit when the footie season is well underway.... most of them northerners are only interested in balls anyway... (he says conveniently forgetting he's from further north than any of them) :)

[John]

person A greets person E :wink

:laugh

[TheOldhamWhisper]

.... all this attention you're getting should die down a bit when the footie season is well underway

...or when they find out you have 3 kids :wink

[bigcumba]

...or when they find out you have 3 kids :wink

:laugh

[mathare]

Anyone would think most of you lot have never met a woman before :rolleyes:

Anyway, 'Emma' could be an 18-stone trucker, you just don't know these days. Presto would still probably try it on though :laugh

[emason]

Actually I do have 3 children!! Aged 6yrs 5yrs and 22month old.

No Im not a over weight trucker!! LOL! Im nice slim blonde curly hair new boobies which cost 3 1/2 k and a lovely partner who Ive been with for 8 years.

But the attention is lovely lol!

Em
PS changing my avator so you can see for yourself!

[bigcumba]

Im nice slim blonde curly hair new boobies

2 of those apply to me but I don't get half the attention :laugh

[TheOldhamWhisper]

Actually I do have 3 children!! Aged 6yrs 5yrs and 22month old....

You make it far too easy for them Emma - I had to do a good 5 minutes research before I found the photo of you and the kids :D

[bigcumba]

I had to do a good 5 minutes research before I found the photo of you and the kids :D

Stalker alert! :laugh

[Win2Win]

Stalker alert! :laugh

You can see his :icon_tong from Brighton? :ooo

[vegyjones]

That's a lovely red top Emma!

Plenty of cleavage on show :D

[John]

Vegy's cleavage is bigger than this IQ. :D :D

[vegyjones]

That's the handicap of having 57ZZ's! :(

[GlosRFC]

2 of those apply to me but I don't get half the attention :laugh

So how long have you had your new boobies for???

[bigcumba]

So how long have you had your new boobies for???

Since I hit the 20 stone mark... :yikes: :laugh

[mathare]

Since I hit the 20 stone mark... :yikes: :laughMark didn't look that heavy in his wedding snaps :doh

[bigcumba]

:laugh might have guessed it would be you to pick up on that!

[masted75]

...new boobies which cost 3 1/2 k
damn thats expensive. didn't you have a look on ebay?! :)

[bigcumba]

damn thats expensive. didn't you have a look on ebay?! :)

they only sell them singly on ebay.... got my wife a nice 32AA and a 46DD cos I like to have a choice... :yikes: