..... I just dropped my shaver and never realised I'd torn open the foil ..... now I have a face that looks like Freddy Krueger has been having a go at me :omg:
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..... I just dropped my shaver and never realised I'd torn open the foil ..... now I have a face that looks like Freddy Krueger has been having a go at me :omg:
Ouch, that sounds v. painful. The main thing is that you didn't give in to temptation and swear, other than a "Bloomin' 'eck, that was sore".
As my local vicar says whenever I bump into him in the pub or the bookies, people who utter oaths ought to ::swear stop it.
Keith and his razor: :voodoo: shortly before he booted it 60 feet in the air.
:biggrin:
Well and truly hoofed it :confused:
£25 for a replacement head.... i can buy a new shaver for that :doh1:
Be careful when looking for new parts for shavers. I made the mistake of not speaking clearly when I visited a shop to purchase a similar item and ended up being frogmarched out of the place by Police Constable Phil McCracken and given a stern talking to. The attractive female assistant told him that I had asked her for head. :ermmm
What might not have helped my case was my insistence on singing Billy Joel's Innocent Man in a loud voice as I was led past other shoppers. Mind you, I'd had 3 shandies that day so I was staggering all over the place.
save money grow a beard :biggrin:
Beard... yuck .... it'd be like having a hairy pussy on my face :yikes:
And what is so very wrong with that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Win2Win
I had just such a thing occur to me on Saturday morning, and although I was too sleepy to realise what was going on, it happened nonetheless.
Next door's cat is always climbing in the window when I'm having a lie in at the weekend. :wink:
Next door's cat is always pooping in my garden so on the nice sunny days I'll be in the garden with my air rifle waiting :biggrin: .... I did shovel some up last month a put it back in the owners garden :thumbs .... one reason I HATE cats.
Hmm, you're one of those gents who don't like pussies, eh. Ah well, each to their own and it takes all sorts. I don't think Mrs Slocombe would've approved though.
You can't beat stroking a nice hairy one, a pastime which I've always found to be very relaxing. I don't like to brag, but I think I've got a bit of a way with them, although I swear one tried to bite me once. :yikes: