Never bet at Christmas
Riding the favourite at Cheltenham, a jockey was well ahead of the field.
Suddenly he was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages.
He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back into the lead, only
to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies as he
went over the last fence.
With great skill he managed to steer the horse to the front of the field
once more when,on the run in, he was struck on the head by a bottle of
sherry and a Christmas pudding.
Thus distracted, he succeeded in coming only second. He immediately went to
the stewards to complain that he had been seriously hampered
Every Loser Takes You Closer To The Next Winner
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