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    Linda Smith

    If this woman is not the funniest comiediene around at the moment then i want to watch the woman who is.

    I would ask her to marry me if i could, just for her intelligent brand of humour - she is as sharp as a tack.



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    Where when?

    Intelligence so hard to come by these days:D

    Probably why I'm here most of the time this place has intelegence written all over it:D

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    She does a lot of radio work, but has appeared on tv shows such as Have i got news for you, they think its all over etc.
    I would describe her humour as very much like Paul Merton but i think she is even better than him. She has done Endinbrugh fringe shows and im hoping to go and see her in october at the Warwick Art centre. A very clever and funny lady and those two things make any woman very attractive in my eyes.



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    Quote Originally Posted by tophatter
    A very clever and funny lady and those two things make any woman very attractive in my eyes.
    Yep total agree - where is samantha hiding?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tophatter
    Endinbrugh
    You been drinking TH? Is that any where near Edinburgh by any chance... :wink damn, I sound like a geography expert.... next thing I'll be listening to abstract jazz, and sticking large phallic tobacco sticks in my mouth and setting them on fire..... :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigcumba
    You been drinking TH? Is that any where near Edinburgh by any chance... :wink damn, I sound like a geography expert.... next thing I'll be listening to abstract jazz, and sticking large phallic tobacco sticks in my mouth and setting them on fire..... :D
    Very, very funny. Nice one BC.

    It's hard to have a battle of wits when your opponent is unarmed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkyminer
    Very, very funny. Nice one BC.
    As they say on the Fast Show Jazz skit "Niiiiiiicccceeeeeee" :)



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    I know this might sound sad to some, but as a child Norman Wisdom would make me laugh out loud .. not the most sophisticated humour, but I was just a child. I will listen out for Linda Smith and see if she does it for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigcumba
    You been drinking TH? Is that any where near Edinburgh by any chance... :wink damn, I sound like a geography expert.... next thing I'll be listening to abstract jazz, and sticking large phallic tobacco sticks in my mouth and setting them on fire..... :D
    Hey, Big C, How do you know the correct way to spell Auld Reekie, I thought you came from Glesca???



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    Ah Tovarich, I'm actually from Airdrie, so lean towards Glasgow rather than Edinburgh - I like both cities for very different reasons.... most of them involving pubs! :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by roundisland
    as a child Norman Wisdom would make me laugh out loud roundisland
    He still makes me laugh - very funny guy, and a real national treasure!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigcumba
    Ah Tovarich, I'm actually from Airdrie, so lean towards Glasgow rather than Edinburgh - I like both cities for very different reasons.... most of them involving pubs! :)
    Best pubs are in Leith, where I grew up!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by tovarich
    Best pubs are in Leith, where I grew up!!!
    Best???

    Best for getting stabbed

    Best for hiring a hit man

    Best for getting Mickey Finned

    Best to buy a gun / drugs / hooker

    etc, etc



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    Quote Originally Posted by Onlyforfun

    Best to buy a gun / drugs / hooker


    And that's the same woman!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigcumba
    And that's the same woman!
    So you've met Crazy Maisie then? :D



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    There was a crazy Maisie type used to drink in the Sarry Heid in Glasgow - party trick was to go up to unsuspecting folk and ask 'whit ur you lookin at' and pluck her glass eye out and chuck it in the guys drink.... of course he wouldn't want the drink after that and she got it for free! Used to see her sitting on the pavement outside after she'd been chucked out... singing away and insulting anyone who went within 10 yards of her... :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigcumba
    There was a crazy Maisie type used to drink in the Sarry Heid in Glasgow - party trick was to go up to unsuspecting folk and ask 'whit ur you lookin at' and pluck her glass eye out and chuck it in the guys drink.... of course he wouldn't want the drink after that and she got it for free! Used to see her sitting on the pavement outside after she'd been chucked out... singing away and insulting anyone who went within 10 yards of her... :)
    So you've met ma mither then!



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    My keyboard's running out of ink....


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    She is on question time now :)

    It is not the cards you are dealt but what you do with them that counts


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    Linda smith that is...not crazy Maize. Sorry big c! :)

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    Can't comment specifically as I've never seen her, but female stand-up comedians just don't work for me.

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    They dont normally work for me either OFF. Like I think I said earlier the comedian I would liken her most to is a young Paul Merton before he got lazy.

    It is not the cards you are dealt but what you do with them that counts


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    I believe she was on have I got news for you Friday which is being repeated tonight at 10.00pm on bbc2

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    Cheers TH. I missed that the other day so I will watch the repeat and let you know what I think



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    Unfortunatley Linda died today at the age of 48. :(

    Very sad new as i think she was the funniest female comedian I have ever seen and she seemed a very nice person too.

    It is not the cards you are dealt but what you do with them that counts


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    When I started reading this thread and saw the date I had a feeling that this was going to be the outcome. Very sad indeed.



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    I was going to mention this as I read about it in the paper today. Very sad indeed.

    It was cancer that took her I believe



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    Very sad, I liked her a lot.:(



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    Terrible news she was a real gem

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