Theres an old farmer who has a field with 4 200 year old oak trees in it.
Problem is they are right in front of the gate making it very difficult to get his tractors in and out....
Farmer goes out and buys a new tractor....first time into the field and SMASH into the trees!!!!
One really upset farmer then gets his chainsaw and chops down all of the said trees!
As the last tree falls a council chap with a clipboard turns up and enquires "What the hell are you doing?"
Farmer replies "Its my land ...my trees and I can't get my tractors in and out"
Council Chap Replies..."Sorry mate they are 200 years old I`ll see you in court"
Day of court case arrives and after hearing all the facts the magistrate says " I have no choice but to impose a custodial sentence..those trees were 200 years old..the sentence shall be 1 year for each tree send him down for 4 years!"
Farmer arrives at prison gutted,,.....and gets locked in his cell.
His cell mate pipes up "how long are you in for mate?"
Farmer "4 years"
Cellmate "What did you do?"
Farmetr " I cut 4 trees down"
Farmer "how long are you in for"
Cellmate "23 years!"
Farmer "What for?"
Cellmate "Rape"
Farmer " CHRIST YOU MUST HAVE CUT A LOT OF THAT DOWN!!