A guy went into the doctors and said "doctor, i am having really bad stomach problems, please can you help me?" The doctor tells the patient to strip and bend over the examination couch. The doctor then proceeds to put a rubber glove on and with one hand enters the patients backside. He feels around for a while and then soon enough he pulls a £5 note out of the patients rear end, followed by a £10, then a £20 note and so on. The doctor couldn't beleive his eyes, so he keeps searching and sure enough more money keeps appearing. After 10 mins the stunned doctor tells his patient that he has finished his examination and orders him to get changed.

Once sat down, the stunned doctor tells the patient about the money "I kept pulling money from your backside and you won't believe it, but i pulled £1995 out of there" to which the patient replied "i knew i didn't feel TOO (two) GRAND"