Are men with pierced ears the best equiped for marriage as they
have experienced pain, and brought jewelery?

Is having a mostouche like having a little pet on your face?

How did they get the air inside of a tennis ball?

Is a cult a religion without any political power?

If you want to grow your own dope leagally, should you plant a
politician?

Are diets for people who are thick and tied of it?

Why is it, every time I lose weight, it finds me again?

Are there four food groups? Fast, frozen, instant and microwavable?

Is Edam the only cheese that's made backwards?

Should you ever fry bacon in the nude?

Does a candy a day gives the dentist his pay?

Is the best drinkers breakfast a pot of coffee and a straw?

Were Ice cream cones a sex symbol before Madonna came along?

If it tastes good, should you spit it out as it's probably bad for you?

Were belly buttons made for salad cream for when you eat celery in
bed?

Did God make whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the world?

If alcohol is so bad, why are there more old drunks than old doctors?

Could anyone care less about apathy?

Is it true that it doesn't matter if you win or lose until you lose?

Should you be nice to smokers, as they don't have long to live?

Are crop circles the work of cereal killers?

Are the Swiss Army the lukiest in the world? 500 years without a war?

In space - Do astronauts toss and turn in there sleep?

What if dracula had to go to the toilet in the middle of the afternnon?

If you stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards and got a full
house would the other players all die?

Is "tired old cliche" a tired old cliche?

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

Why do they very rarely sell car boots at car boot sakes?

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