it's only maths

[piggy]

A wife came home one day to find a letter saying the following:



To My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with

Your 54 years can no longer supply.

I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.

Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly

interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my

18-year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.

Please don't be perturbed I shall be back home before midnight





When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining

room Table:



My Dear Husband,

I received your fax and thank you for your honesty.

I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are

Also 54 years old.

At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read

this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who like

your secretary, is also 18 years old.

As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of

Maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with

one small difference.

18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow

[Stewards enquiry]

Very good.