man of the house
A husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife, pointing a
finger in her face, he said,
"From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my
word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then,
after dinner, you are going to run me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm
finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."
I have an impressive bank of knowledge and experience. Unfortunately, I've lost the combination to this bank.