I play live at least twice a week in the casinos in Leeds and I find it difficult to read the better players but that's the way it should be. The monkeys who turn up every week and lose have no idea about the signals they give out.
One of the most telling "tells" live is when a novice leans over the table - at least 90% of the time, they've got a hand.
If they lean back in their chair they are either bluffing or playing to a draw.
Personally, I always lean back in my chair and only lean over the table to confuse to the better players.
I am quite a tight player (tight aggressive) and very aware of my image. It means I can can win lots of bluffed hands as all the regulars think I am tight and only play good hands.
To be honest Ed, I don't think you were getting scammed as the money wasn't worth it but the two either side might have been making sure they didn't play against each other and as you were a newbie they might have been testing you out by taking it in turns to take you on.
Also, you might have some very obvious tells to those guys. If you want to keep the tells to a minimum wear shades, listen to your ipod, don't move around after the cards have been dealt, ensure you do everything the same in every hand (in other words don't call quicker than normal, don't start scratching your face, do make sure your hands don't shake etc) and finally and most importantly, never show your cards unless you have to. Showing your cards is a great tell because it shows if you are a bluffer or tight.
Mat - good luck in Vegas - plenty of sharks there but plenty of tourists to fleece as well. You just need to find the right table.
I've never understood the attraction of bestiality but looking back over my life it does appear as though I married a cow, lived with a moose, been out with at least 5 dogs and spent a lot of time being chased by whales.