England V Brazil
England v Brazil
8.00pm (BST) Friday June 1st
Wembley
THE STAGE
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At eight-o-clock on first-o-June
The Samba boys will play their tune
The Yellow and Greens will beat the drum
And try and kick England’s bum.
The English boys with ground anew
Will play and fight but wins are few
The stage is set the game is on
Without a win McClarran’s gone.
ENGLAND
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Nothing achieved since sixty-six
As fans bang heads upon walled bricks
The next not this is the one which means
That everything is not as seems.
Spice Boys in, Victoria’s man
Blond, bleach and Spanish suntan
Recalled to help with England’s plight
McClarran’s job is not his fight.
Ferdinand’s out and Neville too
What on earth are they to do?
Dawson, Cole, are out as well
It’s looking like a game from hell.
Estonia next, a must win, billed
Or Steve McClarran will be killed
But first the Samba will be played
And England Betfair, will be laid.
BRAZIL
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The green and yellows from Brazil
Are guaranteed to thrill and thrill
A two-step, three-step, shimmy and shake
Oh my god they’re on the break.
Kaká, puts Robinho through
What a beauty its number two
The beautiful game, exponent’s best
Putting England to the test.
Their talent, skill and the way they play
The brave alone, will play the lay
If we choose a skill they lack
Its problems, problems at the back.
Brazil, the boys, born and bred
Will play the footy till they’re dead
The passion, love, delight and fame
Is living for the beautiful game.
ANALYSIS
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Shake hands the game it is as friends
Who will win, it all depends
Brazil will play and want to score
So the game won’t be a draw.
If England play with heart and soul
Maybe they can score a goal
Can Beckham bend it round the post?
Can Wembley be the perfect host?
Questions, questions, I’m in a tiz
Who is gonna do the biz?
An England bet gives me a shiver
Account upon they don’t deliver.
Brazilian boys will not lie down
Or relinquish easy their beautiful crown
The game it is just for fun
The betting job will be done.
PREDICTION
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Two-one, two-nil it’s a test
A job to know what is best
Samba boys will score a goal
To put McClarran near dole.
England too, will hit the net
A tight, close game is looking set
Stats and books and all that thing
Say England can’t and they won’t win.
A samba win at two-point-nine
A four-point stake the bet is mine
Lest not forget the game is fun
So possibly could be one-one.
Prudence shout and scream and roar
The game could end up in a draw
The stake not lost, forever gone
In layers satchels if I’m wrong.
BET
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BRAZIL TO WIN @ 2.90 (4 POINTS)
Save on correct score 1-1 @ 7.40 (1 point)
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
Mark Twain.
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