They should have the Olympic village in Liverpool, nobody would see any difference it’s already full of people wearing tracksuits who can’t speak proper English.

what is a scouser on a bike?
A Thief.
How come there aren't any scousers on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.

Why are scousers like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work.

How do you starve a scouser?
Hide his giro under his work boots.

How do you get 12 scousers in a Volkswagen?
Throw in a giro.
How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application form.

Why don't you run over a scouser on a bike?
Its probably your bike.

apart from the first joke were these jokes rascist? no! change the word scouser to nigger are they now rascist????