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    bragging contest

    A little boy and a little girl were having a bragging contest.

    The little boy was getting thrashed every time:

    B: My dad's got a Jaguar!

    G: My dad owns the Jaguar factory!

    You know the score. In the end he gets fed up and drops his trousers and says:

    "Bet you haven't got one of these!"

    The little girl smiles, drops her knickers and says:

    "My Mummy says when you've got one of these, you can have one of those any time you like!"

    I have an impressive bank of knowledge and experience. Unfortunately, I've lost the combination to this bank.


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    reminds me of this pic I saw on a bike forum....

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    My keyboard's running out of ink....


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