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    Kids

    My lad (18) just contacted me asking can he have a leather jacket......I took him out before Xmas to buy him clothes and told him to get a leather jacket....he said NO!!! :splapme

    My daughter (15) is supposed to be going to Italy with the school in April, already paid the deposit, and her mothers paid some of it off, no she has decided none of her friends are going (probably poor), and she doesn't want to go....wants clothes instead.

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    When your daughter's 16 send her round mine, I'll sort her out.



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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    When your daughter's 16 send her round mine, I'll sort her out.
    What clothes do you sell John? :D

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    Your lad probably just assumes you'd have a leather jacket in your latest delivery of stolen goods



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    I would imagine he has one on the back seat of his Capri Ghia, next to his DVD collection of the Professionals.

    Actually, a better way to spend £200 on an 18 year old son would be a weekend in Amsterdam. Go on Keith, you'd both enjoy it!

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    You should try and convince your daughter (threaten ? ) to go, would probably be a good experience!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegyjones View Post
    You should try and convince your daughter (threaten ? ) to go, would probably be a good experience!
    You think it would be good experience for her to go to John's house?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    she has decided none of her friends are going (probably poor), and she doesn't want to go....wants clothes instead.
    You can't sell a school trip to Italy to buy booze and drugs though can you



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    She may be 15, but she'd eat John alive, and be useless for the rest of his life

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathare View Post
    You think it would be good experience for her to go to John's house?
    I'd treat her like a lady... I live with two! :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    .....but she'd eat John alive
    She'd be more than welcome.



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    18 and 15 eh? Wait until they are in their 20's and 30's. You still love them but they just give you different types of problems as they get older.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JontyW View Post
    The Bank of Mum and Dad is always popular!
    Can I divorce them before then?

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