What's the difference between....

[GlosRFC]

...Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?


Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August!

[bigcumba]

it didn't take long.....

[Pip]

Thats BAD!

But here's a few more !


Micheal Jacksons cause of death is unclear, although doctors have ruled out the Sunshine, The Moonlight, and the good times . They're blaming it on the Boogie



Undertakers have announced that now Michael Jackson has died he's gonna be melted down to make toys, so the kids can play with him for a change.

[piggy]

and some more

it now comes to light he didnt die from a heart attack but choked on a small bone.

and in a similar vein to an earlier one: micheal isn't going to be cremated but melted down to make plastic bags so it will still be dangerous for children to put him in their mouths

[TheOldhamWhisper]

Let's not forget poor Farah Fawcett - one played with Majors and the other with minors...

[bigcumba]

Let's not forget poor Farah Fawcett - one played with Majors and the other with minors...

clever

[Street cry]

What did Michael Jackson like about 25 year olds ?????????































The fact ther's 20 of them shaaaaamonnnn lol

[piggy]

farah fawcett dies and goes to heaven where she meets god and because she has led a good life he grants her a wish so she wishes that all the children in the worls be safe so god kills micheal jackson.

it seems micheal jackson has stated in his will that he wants his body to be burnt and ground down and the powder to be put into an etch o sketch so kiddies can still fiddle with his knob.

another farah coincidence she died of a painfull **** and thats what he gave kids.

mcdonalds are bringing out a burger in micheal jacksons honour it's 50 year old albino meat between 10 year old buns

[piggy]

whats the difference between micheal jackson and frankie dettori - frankie will still be riding 3 year olds this summer

[markwales]

2 paramedics arrive at the Jackson house shortly after the emergency call. One says to the other, What shall we try first?

Other guy says.......






















The Rollercoaster!

[markwales]

Apparently it wasn't a cardiac arrest that killed MJ.... He'd been hit by..... he'd been struck by..... a smooth crimial!

[piggy]

Whats the difference between a Disney film and Michael Jackson? A Disney film can still touch kids

Carlsberg don't do excuses for not playing 50 gigs at The O2 Arena, but if they did it'd probably be the best excuse in the world...

[jonahjones]

** BREAKING NEWS **

Gary Glitter makes world-record bid for Michael Jackson's computer. :)

[piggy]

ku klax klan are said to be confused they don't know wether to celebrate the life of a white guy or the death of a nigger

this link is worth a watch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELyTBXzfQJ8

[John]

I can't help but feel someone will complain about the above post... and whether it should be allowed to exist in its current form with our current world of PC...

I'm ok with it, others may not be.

[vegyjones]

I'll do it John.

I'm making this complaint official.

Piggy, you spelt Klux wrong - sort it out!

[jonahjones]

I'll do it John.

I'm making this complaint official.

Piggy, you spelt Klux wrong - sort it out!

For Klux sake! :)

[piggy]

sorry did i spell the name of the river wrong :D