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Thread: Oh Bloody Knickers......

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    Oh Bloody Knickers......

    ..... I just dropped my shaver and never realised I'd torn open the foil ..... now I have a face that looks like Freddy Krueger has been having a go at me

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    Ouch, that sounds v. painful. The main thing is that you didn't give in to temptation and swear, other than a "Bloomin' 'eck, that was sore".

    As my local vicar says whenever I bump into him in the pub or the bookies, people who utter oaths ought to stop it.

    Keith and his razor: shortly before he booted it 60 feet in the air.



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    Well and truly hoofed it

    25 for a replacement head.... i can buy a new shaver for that

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    Be careful when looking for new parts for shavers. I made the mistake of not speaking clearly when I visited a shop to purchase a similar item and ended up being frogmarched out of the place by Police Constable Phil McCracken and given a stern talking to. The attractive female assistant told him that I had asked her for head.

    What might not have helped my case was my insistence on singing Billy Joel's Innocent Man in a loud voice as I was led past other shoppers. Mind you, I'd had 3 shandies that day so I was staggering all over the place.



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    save money grow a beard

    I have an impressive bank of knowledge and experience. Unfortunately, I've lost the combination to this bank.


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    Beard... yuck .... it'd be like having a hairy pussy on my face

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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    .... it'd be like having a hairy pussy on my face
    And what is so very wrong with that?

    I had just such a thing occur to me on Saturday morning, and although I was too sleepy to realise what was going on, it happened nonetheless.

    Next door's cat is always climbing in the window when I'm having a lie in at the weekend.



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    Next door's cat is always pooping in my garden so on the nice sunny days I'll be in the garden with my air rifle waiting .... I did shovel some up last month a put it back in the owners garden .... one reason I HATE cats.

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    Hmm, you're one of those gents who don't like pussies, eh. Ah well, each to their own and it takes all sorts. I don't think Mrs Slocombe would've approved though.

    You can't beat stroking a nice hairy one, a pastime which I've always found to be very relaxing. I don't like to brag, but I think I've got a bit of a way with them, although I swear one tried to bite me once.



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