Chinese sick leave
Just got this by email
> Hung Chow calls into work and says, ' Hey, I no come work
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> today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs
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> hurt, I no come work. '
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> The boss says, ' You
> know something, Hung Chow, I really
>
> need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
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> wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything
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> better and I go to work.. You try that. '
>
>
> Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. ' I do what You
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> say and I feel Great. I be at work soon..........You got
>
> nice house '
My keyboard's running out of ink....