A man was standing next in line at a checkout, when the attractive blonde
woman in front of him turned around and gave him a big smile.


"Hello," she said, as she waited for her change.


"Er, I'm sorry. Do I know you?" The man said in some confusion.


"You should do" she said " Your the father of one of my children" and picking up her shopping, she left the store.


The man was astonished. He thought, "How amazing I could forget a good looking woman like that".


Then he began to worry.


He had had an encounter in his youth that could have resulted in a child he
didn't know about. She had been blonde, pretty, and about the same height.


On leaving the store, he sa w the woman getting into her car. He ran over to
her and said, "Look, you couldn't have been the girl I met that night at a
party in Hampstead, in 1980 could you? We xxxxxed on the billiards table in
front of everyone, things got really wild and I got so drunk that I didn't
get your telephone number?!"


The woman looked utterly outraged and said, "No! I'm your son's English
teacher!"